<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/xsl/rss2html.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/scripts/wpcss/wiki/funnystupidcrap/skin/playful/rss" type="text/css" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>The World's most stupidist funny joke EVUR - Recently Updated Pages</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/pageSearch/updated</link><description>Recently Updated Pages on http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com</description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>info@wetpaint.com</webMaster><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:38:39 CST</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:38:39 CST</lastBuildDate><generator>wetpaint.com</generator><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The World's most stupidist funny joke EVUR</title><url>http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/Fy60D7IH06hPuAPhFo5izw3952</url><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com</link><description>Funny Stupid Jokes</description></image><item><title>Our Videos</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Videos</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Videos</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:38:39 CST</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  Our Favorite Videos!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;To add YouTube videos:&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;wikiWrapper&quot;&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  &lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Click on EasyEdit button, then delete one of the placeholder videos in the table. &lt;/font&gt;  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  &lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Put your cursor in the empty cell, then go to theWidget button on the Toolbar, and select YouTube. Follow the directions in the window to search YouTube.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;  &lt;i&gt;See also:&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Photos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Photos&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Stuff+We+Like&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Stuff We Like&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Who+We+Are&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Who We Are&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;WPC-edit-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;  &lt;b&gt;robot chicken giraffe (contains swearing. a lotta f***) drop dead funny!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; 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target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Videos&lt;/a&gt; | Stuff We Like&lt;/div&gt;  .&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;        &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;                   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;            &lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>100 things to do when you're bored</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/100+things+to+do+when+you%27re+bored</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/100+things+to+do+when+you%27re+bored</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:04:10 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc33cc&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;100 Stupid Things to do When You&amp;#39;re Bored&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. Kiss a pickle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;2. Prank call your toilet&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;3. Give your dog a mohawk&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;4. Wash a tree&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;5. Mow the carpet&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;6. Water your dog... see if he grows.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;7. Boil Ice Cream&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;8. Talk in third person&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#3366ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;9. Draw a mustache on your face&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;10. Eat glue&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;11. Plant a shoe&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;12. Give a math test to your gerbil&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;13. Take your sofa for a walk.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;14. Dial 911 and tell them that your toaster just ate your friend.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;15. Play dead&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;16. Enter America&amp;#39;s next top model as Nick Jonas&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;17. Lock yourself in a cage&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;18. Teach your pet rock how to play fetch&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;19. Intimidate a piece of chalk&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;20. Open everything (Toilet seat, bag of chips, brother&amp;#39;s mouth, etc.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;21. Pour milk in your shoes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;22.  Make oatmeal in a bathtub&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;23. Listen to a painting&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;24. Eat Jello and sing ABCs in French and skip letter &amp;quot;J&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;25. Rub lotion on your TV&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;26. Give a water bottle to your computer&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;27. Tell a slice of toast you love them&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;28. Argue with a blender&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;29. Flirt with a tree&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;30. Paint your teeth purple&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;31. Arrest a granola bar&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;32. Tape your sister&amp;#39;s mouth shut&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;33.  Pogo-Stick to Guatemala&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;34. Throw a pineapple and sponge under the sea&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;35. Tell your best friend your turning into a chicken next week&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;36. Throw a stick of butter out the window.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;37. Use a book to hammer something&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;38. Create the Eiffel Tower out of tooth paste caps.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;39. Tell your teacher your dog ate your homework&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;40. Quack everytime someone says date&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;41. Pour orange juice in your pants&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;42. Have a tea party with a stuffed animal and a cup of coffee&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;43. Sing a song about pumpernickels&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;44. Wear underwear on your head for a week&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;45. Create a list of things to do when bored&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;46. Blame everything on Paris Hilton&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;47. Figure out why you have to figure it out&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;48. ASk your friend to eat a worm&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff99ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;49. Tell your mom your moving out&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;50. Apply for a unicorn hunting license&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;51. Shoot a fire hydrant&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;52. Apologize to it&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;53. Let your dog pee on it&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;54. Apologize again&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;55. Annoy yourself&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;56. Put a burrito in a barbie&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;57. Put a barbie in a burrito&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;58. Give it to your math teacher&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#6633ff&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;59. Play kick the fire hydrant&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;60. Apologize to it AGAIN.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;61. Watch grass grow&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;62. Eat your math book&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;63. Tell Troy Wright he&amp;#39;s a butt head&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;64. Don&amp;#39;t apologize&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;65. Harness chipmunk power&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;67. Call London for a cab&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;68. Ask your operator for a tongue depresser&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#33ff33&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;69. Check under chairs for gum&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;70. squish a loaf of bread&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;71. Moo&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;72. Bounce a potato&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;73. Tatoo your dresser&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;74. Buy some diapers&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;75. Put cottage cheese in a shampoo bottle&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;76. Sell it for $11&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;77. Sell it on ebay for $10&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;78. Sell it to Hannah Montana for $9&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;79. Tell her you&amp;#39;ll have conditioner soon&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;80. Go on youtube and watch How To Be Ninja&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;81. Juggle oranges&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;82. Join the circus&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;83. Go by &amp;quot;The Amazing Orengenie&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;84. Kill ur neighbor&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;85. Peel grapes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;86. Put soap in your microwave&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;87. Skip to #89&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;88. I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO SKIP!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffcc00&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;89. Kill a plant&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;90. Eat you toenails&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;91. Learn to type with your toes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;92. Learn to play piano with your toes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;93. Learn to play the tuba with your toes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;94. Draw faces on your toes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;95. Donate a toe to charity&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;96. Donate the rest to science&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;97. Buy new toes on ebay&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;98. Paint your toes with glue&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;99. Give your toes a massage&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff6600&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;100. SMILE.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Archive of Daily Jokes</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Archive+of+Daily+Jokes</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Archive+of+Daily+Jokes</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:52:40 CDT</pubDate><description>October 06, 2008: What skeleton was famous for his detective work? &lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Sherlock Bones&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;October 26, 2008: How to you make a witch scratch? &lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Take away her &amp;quot;W&amp;quot;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I know they are stupid but who cares? Check it out everyday for different jokes!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>101 funny poop names</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/101+funny+poop+names</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/101+funny+poop+names</guid><comments>these are really funny 101 poop names (i no it sounds nasty but its apropriate 4 yr grandma 2 c)lol</comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:50:03 CDT</pubDate><description>  &lt;table cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;126&quot; width=&quot;680&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Movies names that sound like you are taking a poop&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;580&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#e5e5e5&quot; colspan=&quot;3&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Top Movie Names&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;220&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Gone With The Wind&lt;br&gt;Operation Dumbo Drop &lt;br&gt;The Remains of the Day&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;198&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Children of the Corn&lt;br&gt;The Running Man&lt;br&gt;Lord of the Flies&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;132&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;The Blob&lt;br&gt;Grease&lt;br&gt;Titanic &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;364&quot;&gt;  &lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Twister&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;the green mile&lt;br&gt;the whole 9 yards&lt;br&gt;The Rock&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Clear and Present Danger&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gigli&lt;br&gt;Tremors&lt;br&gt;reality bites&lt;br&gt;Grease&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Splash&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Forrest Gump&lt;br&gt;Titanic&lt;br&gt;Tootsie&lt;br&gt;Meatballs&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Loose Cannons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Full Moon in Blue Water&lt;br&gt;THUNDERBALL&lt;br&gt;GUESS WHO&amp;#39;S COMING TO DINNER&lt;br&gt;FREEBIE AND THE BEAN&lt;br&gt;DR. STRANGELOVE&lt;br&gt;THE MILAGRO BEANFIELD WARS&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Fast and The Furious&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;My favorite year&lt;br&gt;What about Bob?&lt;br&gt;Little Giants&lt;br&gt;Dong&lt;br&gt;The Gummi Bears&lt;br&gt;A String of Pearles&lt;br&gt;Peel&lt;br&gt;Lay it Down&lt;br&gt;The Hulk&lt;br&gt;Run Silent Run Deep&lt;br&gt;Hercules&lt;br&gt;20,000 Leagues under the Sea&lt;br&gt;Crimson Tide&lt;br&gt;Blood Simple &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Morning After&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Virus&lt;br&gt;Tales from the Crypt&lt;br&gt;MASH&lt;br&gt;Along Came Polly&lt;br&gt;Cheaper by the Dozen&lt;br&gt;Torque&lt;br&gt;Back Draft &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Blob&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Insider&lt;br&gt;the Wild Thornberries&lt;br&gt;The Thing&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Lies Beneath&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Children of the Corn&lt;br&gt;Goldfinger&lt;br&gt;Black Beauty&lt;br&gt;The Brown Bunny &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Major Payne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rocky&lt;br&gt;Deep Impact&lt;br&gt;The Happy Ending&lt;br&gt;Chitty Chitty Bang Bang&lt;br&gt;Midnight Run&lt;br&gt;Holes&lt;br&gt;Blackhawk Down &lt;br&gt;Running on Empty&lt;br&gt;Sweet and Lowdown&lt;br&gt;Reign of Fire&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very Bad Things&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Lord of the Flies&lt;br&gt;the lost boys &lt;br&gt;The Great Escape&lt;br&gt;The Right Stuff &lt;br&gt;Logan&amp;#39;s Run &lt;br&gt;Howards End&lt;br&gt;Old Yeller&lt;br&gt;the fallen idol &lt;br&gt;Soylent Green &lt;br&gt;Bringing Out The Dead &lt;br&gt;Dirty Work &lt;br&gt;Mission Impossible&lt;br&gt;Out to Sea &lt;br&gt;The Neverending Story &lt;br&gt;Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls&lt;br&gt;Drop Zone&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flubber&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Night Shift &lt;br&gt;Naked Gun 2: The Smell of Fear&lt;br&gt;All the President&amp;#39;s Men &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cast Away&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Moonstruck&lt;br&gt;Fried Green Tomatoes&lt;br&gt;Swamp Thing&lt;br&gt;The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Misery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh God: the movie&lt;br&gt;Like Water for Chocolate&lt;br&gt;Blazing Saddles&lt;br&gt;The Towering Inferno&lt;br&gt;Midnight Express&lt;br&gt;Creature from the Black Lagoon&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stuck On You&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rosemary&amp;#39;s Baby&lt;br&gt;The Untouchables&lt;br&gt;The Last of the Mochicans&lt;br&gt;Cry freedom&lt;br&gt;Slithis &lt;br&gt;Charlie&amp;#39;s Angels: Full Throttle&lt;br&gt;To Kill a Mockingbird&lt;br&gt;Big Trouble in Little China&lt;br&gt;The Natural&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Gone in 60 Seconds&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Run Silent, Run Deep&lt;br&gt;For Your Eyes Only &lt;br&gt;The Boiler Room &lt;br&gt;Sweet Smell Of Success&lt;br&gt;Bring it On&lt;br&gt;Meltdown&lt;br&gt;Return of the King&lt;br&gt;The 7 year itch&lt;br&gt;Rush Hour&lt;br&gt;2 Fast 2 Furious&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Every Which Way But Loose&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Deliverance&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Operation dumbo drop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Avalanche&lt;br&gt;A Star is Born&lt;br&gt;Falling Down&lt;br&gt;An Amazing Couple &lt;br&gt;It Happened One Night&lt;br&gt;One From the Heart&lt;br&gt;My Baby&amp;#39;s Daddy &lt;br&gt;Young Black Stallion&lt;br&gt;Pieces of April&lt;br&gt;Force Of Evil&lt;br&gt;The Accidental Tourist&lt;br&gt;12 O&amp;#39;Clock High&lt;br&gt;The Little Mermaid&lt;br&gt;The Long Grey Line&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Quick and the Dead&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Brute Force&lt;br&gt;Cool As Ice&lt;br&gt;Rear Window&lt;br&gt;Live and Let Die&lt;br&gt;Purple Rain&lt;br&gt;You Got Served&lt;br&gt;Underworld&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Easy Come, Easy Go&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A Fine Mess&lt;br&gt;The Harder They Fall&lt;br&gt;The Big Shot&lt;br&gt;Dark Victory&lt;br&gt;One Flew Over The Cuckoo&amp;#39;s Nest &lt;br&gt;The Longest Day&lt;br&gt;The Big Squeeze&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Don&amp;#39;t Bother to Knock&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Niagra&lt;br&gt;The Fireball&lt;br&gt;River of No Return&lt;br&gt;TOUR OF DUTY (DOODEE)&lt;br&gt;Braveheart&lt;br&gt;The Day the Earth Stood Still&lt;br&gt;Blast from the Past&lt;br&gt;Rushmore&lt;br&gt;Whale Rider&lt;br&gt;Breaking Away&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;crouching tiger, hidden dragon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Forced Landing&lt;br&gt;Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea&lt;br&gt;See Spot Run&lt;br&gt;The Lemon Drop Kid&lt;br&gt;Fast Trip Long Drop&lt;br&gt;A Ship Is Born&lt;br&gt;Help! (Ringo ran out of paper!)&lt;br&gt;You Can&amp;#39;t Take It With You&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Exit Wounds&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;On Deadly Ground&lt;br&gt;Tank Girl&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Waiting to Exhale&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Death to Smoochy&lt;br&gt;Goodburger&lt;br&gt;Monkey Business&lt;br&gt;Made in America &lt;br&gt;Volcano&lt;br&gt;Black Moon Rising &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blown Away&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;Passing Glory &lt;br&gt;Drop Dead Fred&lt;br&gt;Huge and Massive&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Gone With the Wind&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Lorenzo&amp;#39;s Oil&lt;br&gt;The Killing&lt;br&gt;The Prisoner&lt;br&gt;Romancing the Stone&lt;br&gt;Duck Soup&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Double Impact&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Corruptor&lt;br&gt;The Abyss&lt;br&gt;Romper stomper&lt;br&gt;The Ox-Bow Incident &lt;br&gt;Curly Sue &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dirty Dancing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;C.H.U.D.&lt;br&gt;The Harder They Fall&lt;br&gt;The Desperate Hours&lt;br&gt;The African Queen&lt;br&gt;In a Lonely Place&lt;br&gt;Chain Lightning&lt;br&gt;Dark Passage&lt;br&gt;Action in the North Atlantic&lt;br&gt;The Big Shot&lt;br&gt;All Through The Night&lt;br&gt;Invisible Stripes&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dark Victory&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Angels with Dirty Faces&lt;br&gt;Shaft&lt;br&gt;The Triplets of Belleville&lt;br&gt;Touching the Void&lt;br&gt;Private Parts&lt;br&gt;Double Trouble &lt;br&gt;Fireball 500 &lt;br&gt;Groundhog Day&lt;br&gt;Born Free&lt;br&gt;Leviathan &lt;br&gt;The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes&lt;br&gt;It Came from the Black Lagoon&lt;br&gt;Three Amigos &lt;br&gt;With 6 you get Eggroll&lt;br&gt;Twins &lt;br&gt;The Sound of Music &lt;br&gt;To Have and Have Not&lt;br&gt;Flaming Star&lt;br&gt;Change of Habit &lt;br&gt;High Plains Drifter &lt;br&gt;Shout &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;316&quot;&gt;  &lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Days of Thunder&lt;br&gt;Drowning Mona&lt;br&gt;Strange Brew&lt;br&gt;Bronco Billy&lt;br&gt;Blood Work&lt;br&gt;Big Daddy&lt;br&gt;Wag The Dog&lt;br&gt;Thin Red Line&lt;br&gt;Living Out Loud&lt;br&gt;Fudge&lt;br&gt;Momento&lt;br&gt;Marathon Man&lt;br&gt;Breaking Away&lt;br&gt;Rush&lt;br&gt;Foul Play&lt;br&gt;That Thing You Do&lt;br&gt;Stand and Deliver&lt;br&gt;Dirty Rotten Scroundrels&lt;br&gt;D.O.A.&lt;br&gt;My Dinner With Andre&lt;br&gt;Yellow submarine&lt;br&gt;Waterworld&lt;br&gt;Something Wicked This Way Comes&lt;br&gt;Mean Streak&lt;br&gt;Altered States&lt;br&gt;Jackie Brown&lt;br&gt;Crush&lt;br&gt;The Bear&lt;br&gt;The Rundown&lt;br&gt;True Grit&lt;br&gt;The Breakfast Club&lt;br&gt;The Longest Yard&lt;br&gt;The Color Purple&lt;br&gt;The Running Man&lt;br&gt;Extreme Measures &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;No Way Out&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;All Night Long &lt;br&gt;The Split&lt;br&gt;Gigli&lt;br&gt;Remember the Titans&lt;br&gt;Little Monsters &lt;br&gt;Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed &lt;br&gt;Big Business &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Final Destination&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;For Better or Worse &lt;br&gt;Down to You&lt;br&gt;No Mercy &lt;br&gt;Natural, The &lt;br&gt;Mother Lode &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Big Easy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Big Hit&lt;br&gt;Foxy Brown&lt;br&gt;Unbreakable&lt;br&gt;Bananas &lt;br&gt;Ragtime&lt;br&gt;Juice&lt;br&gt;Pearl Harbor &lt;br&gt;Bounce&lt;br&gt;Forces of Nature &lt;br&gt;Going All the Way &lt;br&gt;Scream&lt;br&gt;Firestarter&lt;br&gt;Head Above Water &lt;br&gt;Total Eclipse &lt;br&gt;Hope Floats&lt;br&gt;The Vanishing&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Still Breathing&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;Overboard&lt;br&gt;Swing Shift&lt;br&gt;The Jerk&lt;br&gt;View from the Top&lt;br&gt;Silent Fall&lt;br&gt;Cliffhanger&lt;br&gt;Blow Out&lt;br&gt;The Big Lebowski&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Outbreak&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The ring &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Remains Of The Day&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hamburger Hill&lt;br&gt;Donnie Darko &lt;br&gt;Free Willy&lt;br&gt;American Beauty &lt;br&gt;From Here to Eternity&lt;br&gt;The Unsinkable Molly Brown&lt;br&gt;The Iron Giant&lt;br&gt;Splendor in the Grass&lt;br&gt;Looking for Mister Goodbar &lt;br&gt;Small Soldiers&lt;br&gt;Great Expectations &lt;br&gt;Winnie the Pooh&amp;#39;s Grand Adventure&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Core&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Scent of a Woman&lt;br&gt;Hook&lt;br&gt;Rounders&lt;br&gt;The Big Red One&lt;br&gt;A River Runs Through It&lt;br&gt;Fire down below &lt;br&gt;The Producers&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;First Blood&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some Came Running&lt;br&gt;Internal Affairs&lt;br&gt;Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory &lt;br&gt;Body of Evidence&lt;br&gt;The Firm&lt;br&gt;On Golden Pond&lt;br&gt;Two if By Sea&lt;br&gt;The Dirty Dozen &lt;br&gt;Mixed Nuts&lt;br&gt;Earthquake &lt;br&gt;From The Hip &lt;br&gt;Basic Instinct &lt;br&gt;Armageddon&lt;br&gt;The Poseidon Adventure &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Risky Business&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Total Recall&lt;br&gt;Unforgiven &lt;br&gt;Dr. Doolittle &lt;br&gt;The Human Stain&lt;br&gt;Exodus &lt;br&gt;Shrek&lt;br&gt;The Wrath of Khan&lt;br&gt;House Party &lt;br&gt;The Sting&lt;br&gt;The Two Towers&lt;br&gt;Pitch Black&lt;br&gt;Cable Guy&lt;br&gt;The Nutty Professor&lt;br&gt;Dirty Harry&lt;br&gt;Big Fish &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sudden Impact&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Deep Rising&lt;br&gt;King Kong&lt;br&gt;The fifth element&lt;br&gt;Monster&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Something&amp;#39;s Gotta Give&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A Mighty Wind&lt;br&gt;The good, the bad and the ugly &lt;br&gt;Spice World&lt;br&gt;Sometimes They Come Back&lt;br&gt;The Waterboy&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bringing Down The House&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;In The Line Of Fire&lt;br&gt;To Sir, With Love&lt;br&gt;Mr. Holland&amp;#39;s Opus &lt;br&gt;Broken Arrow&lt;br&gt;The Pelican Brief &lt;br&gt;The Mission &lt;br&gt;Chicken Run&lt;br&gt;Honey, I shrunk the kids &lt;br&gt;The Princess and the Pea&lt;br&gt;Moonraker&lt;br&gt;Goodbye, Mr. Chips &lt;br&gt;The French Connection&lt;br&gt;On the Beach&lt;br&gt;Dawn of the Dead &lt;br&gt;The Sweet Smell of Success &lt;br&gt;The Crying Game&lt;br&gt;As Good As It Gets&lt;br&gt;The Magnificent Seven &lt;br&gt;What&amp;#39;s Behind the Green Door&lt;br&gt;Apocalypse Now&lt;br&gt;Some Like It Hot&lt;br&gt;Joe Versus the Volcano&lt;br&gt;Thunder Road&lt;br&gt;Booty Call&lt;br&gt;Sliders&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dirty Pretty Things&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Water World&lt;br&gt;Any Which Way You Can&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Desperate Hours&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dark Passage&lt;br&gt;Up the River&lt;br&gt;Trapped&lt;br&gt;Hollow Man &lt;br&gt;Domestic Disturbance&lt;br&gt;TRAIN SPOTTING&lt;br&gt;The Linguini Incident&lt;br&gt;If These walls Could Talk&lt;br&gt;While You were sleeping&lt;br&gt;CannonBall Run&lt;br&gt;The Postman Always Rings Twice&lt;br&gt;The Sound and the Fury&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Making Mr. Right&lt;br&gt;Meet Joe Black&lt;br&gt;Thunderpants&lt;br&gt;Casanova Brown&lt;br&gt;The Devil&amp;#39;s Rain&lt;br&gt;Saturday Night Fever&lt;br&gt;Black Like Me&lt;br&gt;Enough&lt;br&gt;To hell and back&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Legends of the Fall&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;When Hell Was In Session&lt;br&gt;One Fine Day&lt;br&gt;The Third Man&lt;br&gt;collateral damage &lt;br&gt;Blow &lt;br&gt;The Voyage Home&lt;br&gt;Pee-Wee&amp;#39;s Big Adventure&lt;br&gt;Toxic Avenger&lt;br&gt;Torn Curtain&lt;br&gt;Best in Show&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Panic Room&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Big Kahuna &lt;br&gt;Watership Down&lt;br&gt;The Rocky Horror Picture Show&lt;br&gt;Earnest Goes to Splash Mountain&lt;br&gt;Here comes the Pain&lt;br&gt;A Hard Days Night&lt;br&gt;Anger Management &lt;br&gt;Slim to None &lt;br&gt;The Insider&lt;br&gt;Deep Six&lt;br&gt;Goin&amp;#39; South&lt;br&gt;GO &lt;br&gt;The Last of the Finest&lt;br&gt;IT &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;A low down dirty shame&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;enemy at the gates&lt;br&gt;Airplane &lt;br&gt;Stay Away, Joe&lt;br&gt;Speedway&lt;br&gt;Jailhouse Rock &lt;br&gt;Harum Scarum&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;It Happened at the World&amp;#39;s Fair&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Phantom Menace &lt;br&gt;Away all Boats&lt;br&gt;Black Legion&lt;br&gt;Up the River&lt;br&gt;Anaconda &lt;br&gt;Escape from Alcatraz &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;The following is a list of some possible poop related movie names:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;641&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#e5e5e5&quot; colspan=&quot;3&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Top Movie Names&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;241&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;O Brother, Where Fart Thou?&lt;br&gt;Along Came A Spiral&lt;br&gt;The Brown Mile&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;206&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Forrest Dump&lt;br&gt;The Perfect Corn&lt;br&gt;The Princess Diarrheas&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#fceddc&quot; width=&quot;164&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;American Cowpie&lt;br&gt;Flush Hour&lt;br&gt;American Doody&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;table cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;676&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;361&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;101 Contractions &lt;br&gt;20,000 Logs Under The Pee &lt;br&gt;8 Turtleheads in a Duffle Bag &lt;br&gt;9 1/2 Inches &lt;br&gt;A Clockwork Brown &lt;br&gt;A Fistful of Charmin &lt;br&gt;A Fistula Full of Dollars &lt;br&gt;A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Bathroom &lt;br&gt;A Knight&amp;#39;s Tail &lt;br&gt;A League of Their Groans &lt;br&gt;A Log Of Their Own &lt;br&gt;A Plopwork Orange &lt;br&gt;A Plug&amp;#39;s Life &lt;br&gt;A Raisin in the Runs &lt;br&gt;A Shit in the Dark &lt;br&gt;A Very Brady Defecation &lt;br&gt;Accidental Turdist &lt;br&gt;Acrapnaphobia &lt;br&gt;Affair of the Fart &lt;br&gt;Alice Doesn&amp;#39;t Shit Here Anymore &lt;br&gt;Almost Fumous &lt;br&gt;Along Came A Spiral &lt;br&gt;American Buffalo Chips &lt;br&gt;American Cowpie &lt;br&gt;American Doody &lt;br&gt;American Sweetfarts &lt;br&gt;An Officer And A Gentle Bathroom Tissue &lt;br&gt;Anatomy of a Turder &lt;br&gt;Andromeda Stain &lt;br&gt;Angela&amp;#39;s Asses &lt;br&gt;Any Which Way But Deuce &lt;br&gt;Apoocalypse Now &lt;br&gt;As Good as it Shits &lt;br&gt;Ass Man Standing &lt;br&gt;Assablanca &lt;br&gt;Backdoor Canteen &lt;br&gt;Backsplash &lt;br&gt;Bang the Bum Slowly &lt;br&gt;Bare-ass Fueler &lt;br&gt;Basic End Stink &lt;br&gt;Basic Instink &lt;br&gt;Batman and Ploppin &lt;br&gt;Behind Enema Lines &lt;br&gt;Being in the John Malkovich &lt;br&gt;Beverly Hills Plop &lt;br&gt;Big Doody &lt;br&gt;Big Plop Pee Wee &lt;br&gt;Blade Runny &lt;br&gt;Bobbin Turd: Men On Toilets &lt;br&gt;Bowel Trouble in Little China &lt;br&gt;Bowl Wars I: The Phantom Anus &lt;br&gt;Boys Don&amp;#39;t Wipe &lt;br&gt;Bravefart &lt;br&gt;Bridget Jones&amp;#39; Diarrhea &lt;br&gt;Brown and Out in Beverly Hills &lt;br&gt;Brown Streak &lt;br&gt;Brownfinger &lt;br&gt;Buttholejuice &lt;br&gt;Bye Bye Turdy &lt;br&gt;Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish &lt;br&gt;Charlie and the Hershey Squirt Factory &lt;br&gt;Charlie&amp;#39;s Anals &lt;br&gt;Charlie&amp;#39;s Taintholes &lt;br&gt;Chicken Runs &lt;br&gt;Children of the Cornhole &lt;br&gt;Citizen Stain &lt;br&gt;Clear And Present Dangler &lt;br&gt;Close Encounters of the Turd Kind &lt;br&gt;Come Back, Little Shitta &lt;br&gt;Constipation Theory &lt;br&gt;Crack to the Future &lt;br&gt;Crap (starring Gregory Hineys) &lt;br&gt;Crapping Tiger, Shitting Dragon &lt;br&gt;Crappy Gilmore &lt;br&gt;Crapylips Now &lt;br&gt;Crocodile Dungdee &lt;br&gt;Desentery Rides Again &lt;br&gt;Desperately Stinking Susan &lt;br&gt;Deuce Cannons &lt;br&gt;Diarrhea of Anne Frank &lt;br&gt;Dirty Pantsing &lt;br&gt;Dog Doo Afternoon &lt;br&gt;Domestic Disturdance &lt;br&gt;Done in 60 Seconds &lt;br&gt;Don&amp;#39;t Say A Turd &lt;br&gt;Doo The Right Thing &lt;br&gt;Doodie Call &lt;br&gt;Dr. Doodielittle &lt;br&gt;Dr. Poolittle &lt;br&gt;Dr. Strangedump &lt;br&gt;Drying Miss Daisy &lt;br&gt;Dude, Where&amp;#39;s Your Bathroom?&lt;br&gt;Dump and Dumper &lt;br&gt;Dung Frankenstein &lt;br&gt;Dunghole Fever &lt;br&gt;Dungo &amp;amp; Rash &lt;br&gt;Easy Slider &lt;br&gt;Edward Shittyhands &lt;br&gt;El Slid &lt;br&gt;Emission Impossible &lt;br&gt;Emission to Mars &lt;br&gt;Encrapment &lt;br&gt;Enema at the Gates &lt;br&gt;Enema Mine &lt;br&gt;Ernest Goes to Crap &lt;br&gt;Even Cowpies Get the Blues &lt;br&gt;Every Which Way But Loose Stool &lt;br&gt;Ew, Jack Shitty &lt;br&gt;Ex-Lax Men &lt;br&gt;Fannie &lt;br&gt;Fannie Hall &lt;br&gt;Farewell My ChunkySlime &lt;br&gt;Fart Apache &lt;br&gt;Farting in Cars with Boys &lt;br&gt;Farts in Atlantis &lt;br&gt;Fecal Attraction &lt;br&gt;Fecal B. Demented &lt;br&gt;Fecal Weapon &lt;br&gt;Feces of Death &lt;br&gt;Fire Down Below (no change) &lt;br&gt;Fistulas of Fury &lt;br&gt;Flush Flush Sweet Charlotte &lt;br&gt;Flush Hour &lt;br&gt;Flushdance &lt;br&gt;Forever Dung &lt;br&gt;Forrest Dump &lt;br&gt;Forrest Grunt &lt;br&gt;Four Gruntings and a Tootsie Roll &lt;br&gt;Four Wettings And A Urinal &lt;br&gt;Frankenstein&amp;#39;s Monster Shit &lt;br&gt;Frankenstink &lt;br&gt;Fume Raider &lt;br&gt;Gas who&amp;#39;s Coming to Dinner? &lt;br&gt;Gas, Food, Logging &lt;br&gt;Gasablanca &lt;br&gt;George Of The Bunghole &lt;br&gt;Gone With The Flush &lt;br&gt;Good Will Grunting &lt;br&gt;Great Constipations &lt;br&gt;Gross Poop Stank &lt;br&gt;Groundhog Dump &lt;br&gt;Grunting Old Men &lt;br&gt;Hairy Plopper and the Sorcerer&amp;#39;s Throne &lt;br&gt;Hairy Trotter &lt;br&gt;Hannah and her Shitters &lt;br&gt;High Plains Sniffer &lt;br&gt;Honey, I Flushed the Kids &lt;br&gt;Honey, I Stunk The Kids &lt;br&gt;House Potty &lt;br&gt;How The Mess Was Dung &lt;br&gt;How The Pinch Stunk Christmas &lt;br&gt;I Forced One &lt;br&gt;I Know What You Shit Last Summer &lt;br&gt;Incontinence Day &lt;br&gt;Indiana Throne and The Colon of Doom &lt;br&gt;Intestinal Jones and the Temple of Poop &lt;br&gt;Invasion of the Potty Snatchers &lt;br&gt;It&amp;#39;s a Wonderful Wipe &lt;br&gt;It&amp;#39;s the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown &lt;br&gt;Jumping Jack Splash &lt;br&gt;King Rear &lt;br&gt;Kingpiss &lt;br&gt;K-Splats &lt;br&gt;Lady and the Cramp &lt;br&gt;Lady in Brown &lt;br&gt;Last Dangle in Paris &lt;br&gt;Left Behind &lt;br&gt;Lethal Wiping &lt;br&gt;Little Lord Fartleroy &lt;br&gt;Load House &lt;br&gt;Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bowels &lt;br&gt;Logan&amp;#39;s Runs &lt;br&gt;Long Days Journey into Shite &lt;br&gt;Look Who&amp;#39;s Plopping &lt;br&gt;Lorenzo&amp;#39;s Soil &lt;br&gt;Mary Ploppins &lt;br&gt;Mary Poopins &lt;br&gt;Mary, Queen of Squats &lt;br&gt;Max Keeble&amp;#39;s Big Movement &lt;br&gt;Memphis Bowel &lt;br&gt;Men in Brown &lt;br&gt;Mickey Brown Eyes &lt;br&gt;Midnight Cowpie &lt;br&gt;Midnight Runs &lt;br&gt;Midnight Trouboy &lt;br&gt;Mighty Joe Bung &lt;br&gt;Monkey Throne &lt;br&gt;Monster stInc &lt;br&gt;Mr. Smith Goes In Washington &lt;br&gt;Mrs. Fartfire &lt;br&gt;My Best Friend&amp;#39;s Wetting &lt;br&gt;Kingpin&lt;br&gt;Little Shop of Horrors&lt;br&gt;Baby Boom&lt;br&gt;Heavy Metal &lt;br&gt;A Fish Called Wanda &lt;br&gt;Animal House &lt;br&gt;Beauty and the Beast&lt;br&gt;Freaky Friday &lt;br&gt;Frequency&lt;br&gt;Grosse Point Blank&lt;br&gt;Harry Potter and the Sorceror&amp;#39;s Stone &lt;br&gt;Heartbreakers&lt;br&gt;Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back &lt;br&gt;Lost in Translation&lt;br&gt;Present Tense, Past Perfect &lt;br&gt;She&amp;#39;s Back&lt;br&gt;Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs&lt;br&gt;Speed Zone &lt;br&gt;Spring Fling of Glamour and Comedy &lt;br&gt;Terror Train&lt;br&gt;The Great White North &lt;br&gt;The Grudge &lt;br&gt;The House of Mirth &lt;br&gt;Toronto Rocks &lt;br&gt;Two-Fisted Tales&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;315&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Naked Bum &lt;br&gt;National Lampoo&amp;#39;s Enema House &lt;br&gt;Night Shit &lt;br&gt;Nuns With the Runs &lt;br&gt;O Brother, Where Fart Thou? &lt;br&gt;Octopoopy &lt;br&gt;Of Movements and Men &lt;br&gt;Once Upon a Commode in America &lt;br&gt;One Flew Over the Poo Poo&amp;#39;s Nest &lt;br&gt;Only Poo &lt;br&gt;Ordinary Pee Hole &lt;br&gt;Pains, Stains, And Gotta Move Bowels &lt;br&gt;Peeter Pan &lt;br&gt;Piss of the Splatter Woman &lt;br&gt;Plan #2 From Outer Space &lt;br&gt;Planet of the Dangling Ass Apes &lt;br&gt;Planted by the Apes &lt;br&gt;Plopeye &lt;br&gt;Ploptoon &lt;br&gt;Plumb And Plumber &lt;br&gt;Police Squat &lt;br&gt;Polyp Friction &lt;br&gt;Poo Chips &lt;br&gt;Poo Lane Blacktop &lt;br&gt;POO-571 &lt;br&gt;Poolander &lt;br&gt;Poop Brown and the Seven Dwarves &lt;br&gt;Poop Friction &lt;br&gt;Poop, Flies and Videotape &lt;br&gt;Poopiefilled Girls &lt;br&gt;Poopsie &lt;br&gt;Pushmore &lt;br&gt;Quilted Northern By Northwest &lt;br&gt;Raging Bowel &lt;br&gt;Rebel Without a Poo &lt;br&gt;Rectum for a Dream &lt;br&gt;Remains of Bidet &lt;br&gt;Reservoir Logs &lt;br&gt;Return of the Browneye &lt;br&gt;Revenge of the Turds &lt;br&gt;Riding In Cars With Cramps &lt;br&gt;Robocrap &lt;br&gt;Rocky Torture Sphincter Blow &lt;br&gt;Romancing the Throne &lt;br&gt;Romeo and Toilet &lt;br&gt;Runny Girl &lt;br&gt;Scary Movement &lt;br&gt;Scary Poopie &lt;br&gt;Scent of a Warm One &lt;br&gt;Schindler&amp;#39;s Grist &lt;br&gt;Schindler&amp;#39;s Load &lt;br&gt;Scooby-Doodoo &lt;br&gt;Seems Like Old Turds &lt;br&gt;Shakespeare In Lav &lt;br&gt;Shat Race &lt;br&gt;Shit Happened One Night &lt;br&gt;Shitfest at Tiffanys &lt;br&gt;Shitty Shitty Bang Bang &lt;br&gt;Shitty Slickers &lt;br&gt;Shitz the Cat &lt;br&gt;Sleeping with the Enema &lt;br&gt;Sloppy Hollow &lt;br&gt;Snow Falling on Seaters &lt;br&gt;So I Married an Ass Murderer &lt;br&gt;Some Kind of Toiletbowl &lt;br&gt;Space Cramp &lt;br&gt;Splash of the Titans &lt;br&gt;Splat on a Hot Tin Roof &lt;br&gt;Squirtical Limit &lt;br&gt;Stain Man &lt;br&gt;Starship Poopers &lt;br&gt;Stephen King&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Shit&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt;Stinky Hollow &lt;br&gt;Stool Hand Luke &lt;br&gt;Stool Intentions &lt;br&gt;Stool Runnings &lt;br&gt;Straining Day &lt;br&gt;Strange Glaze &lt;br&gt;Strange Poo &lt;br&gt;Swirl, Interrupted &lt;br&gt;Tails from the Crypt &lt;br&gt;Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtleheads &lt;br&gt;Texas Chainpull Massacre &lt;br&gt;That Thing You Doo &lt;br&gt;That Thing You Pooed &lt;br&gt;The Big Lebowelski &lt;br&gt;The Big Spill &lt;br&gt;The Blob (no change) &lt;br&gt;The Brown Eye Express &lt;br&gt;The Brown Hole &lt;br&gt;The Brown Mile &lt;br&gt;The Butty Expressor &lt;br&gt;The Color Brown &lt;br&gt;The Craps of Wrath &lt;br&gt;The Dark Crusthole &lt;br&gt;The Emperor&amp;#39;s Huge Poo &lt;br&gt;The Empile Squirts Back &lt;br&gt;The Empire Wipes Back &lt;br&gt;The Excrement Files &lt;br&gt;The Exorshitst &lt;br&gt;The General&amp;#39;s Dooker &lt;br&gt;The Ghost and Mr. Shittin &lt;br&gt;The Gland that Rocks the Cradle &lt;br&gt;The GodFarter: Part Doo-Doo &lt;br&gt;The Great Asscape &lt;br&gt;The Great Gassyve &lt;br&gt;The Great Muppet Wiper &lt;br&gt;The Green Pile &lt;br&gt;The Grunt For Red October &lt;br&gt;The Gruntuate &lt;br&gt;The Grunty Professor &lt;br&gt;The Incredible Stinking Man &lt;br&gt;The Island of Dr. Cornhole &lt;br&gt;The Legend Of Baggy Pants &lt;br&gt;The Lion Cling &lt;br&gt;The Little Turdgrave &lt;br&gt;The Load Warrior &lt;br&gt;The Long and Winding Load &lt;br&gt;The Lost Turd: Yourassisdark &lt;br&gt;The Man Who Pooped Too Much &lt;br&gt;The Man With One Red Poo &lt;br&gt;The Man With the Golden Dung &lt;br&gt;The Man With Two Drains &lt;br&gt;The Monster Squat &lt;br&gt;The Mound Of Poosic &lt;br&gt;The Muck of the Irish &lt;br&gt;The Odessa Piles &lt;br&gt;The Out House Rules &lt;br&gt;The Out of Browners &lt;br&gt;The Outhousers &lt;br&gt;The Parallex Phew &lt;br&gt;The Parent Crap &lt;br&gt;The Perfect Corn &lt;br&gt;The Perfect Shit Storm &lt;br&gt;The Phew from the Bridge &lt;br&gt;The Postman Always Wipes Twice &lt;br&gt;The Prince of Slides &lt;br&gt;The Princess Diarrheas &lt;br&gt;The Raw Stank Redemption &lt;br&gt;The Red Balloon Knot &lt;br&gt;The Red Poo Diarrehas &lt;br&gt;The Shitter House Rules &lt;br&gt;The Silence of the Cramps &lt;br&gt;The Skid Mark of Zorro &lt;br&gt;The Stench Connection &lt;br&gt;The Stink Pantser &lt;br&gt;The Thomas Brown Affair &lt;br&gt;The Three Feces of Eve &lt;br&gt;The Toilet Paper Chase &lt;br&gt;The Turd Power &lt;br&gt;The Turdcage &lt;br&gt;The Turdinator &lt;br&gt;The Turds &lt;br&gt;The Unbearable Lightness of Beans &lt;br&gt;The Unflushables &lt;br&gt;The Wedding Sphincter &lt;br&gt;The Wetting Singer &lt;br&gt;The Wizard Of Aaahs &lt;br&gt;The Wizard Of Ooze &lt;br&gt;There&amp;#39;s Something About Mary&amp;#39;s Poop &lt;br&gt;Three Men and a Little Floaty &lt;br&gt;Throne Cold &lt;br&gt;Throw Mama On The Stain &lt;br&gt;Thunderbolt and Brownfoot &lt;br&gt;Thunderfart &lt;br&gt;Timeplop &lt;br&gt;To Kill a Mockingturd &lt;br&gt;Tour Of Doody &lt;br&gt;Trainsquatting &lt;br&gt;Tremors 2: Afterblock &lt;br&gt;Trotting Hill &lt;br&gt;Turd on a Wire &lt;br&gt;Turdman of Alcatraz &lt;br&gt;Turds of Endearment &lt;br&gt;Turdy Dancing &lt;br&gt;Untamed Fart &lt;br&gt;Viva Las Taintass &lt;br&gt;Waiting to Excrete&lt;br&gt;Wall Streak &lt;br&gt;What&amp;#39;s Gilbert Grape Eating? &lt;br&gt;White Men Can&amp;#39;t Dump &lt;br&gt;Wipe the Dog &lt;br&gt;Wipeless in Seattle &lt;br&gt;Wiping Miss Daisy &lt;br&gt;You&amp;#39;re-a-peein&amp;#39; Defication&lt;br&gt;Oceans Eleven &lt;br&gt;Canadian Bacon&lt;br&gt;She&amp;#39;s Having a Baby&lt;br&gt;Coneheads&lt;br&gt;The Arrow&lt;br&gt;The Perfect Storm&lt;br&gt;Wild Things&lt;br&gt;Larger Than Life &lt;br&gt;The Rutles&lt;br&gt;Armed and Dangerous &lt;br&gt;Fierce Creatures&lt;br&gt;Attack of the Clones &lt;br&gt;Blue Steel&lt;br&gt;Bright Young Things &lt;br&gt;Christmas with the Kranks&lt;br&gt;Circle of Friends &lt;br&gt;Come Back, Little Sheeba &lt;br&gt;Diamonds &lt;br&gt;Dragnet &lt;br&gt;Entrapment &lt;br&gt;Exit to Eden &lt;br&gt;Feeling Minnesota&lt;br&gt;Neighbors &lt;br&gt;Night of the Twisters &lt;br&gt;Nothing But Trouble&lt;br&gt;The Couch Trip &lt;br&gt;The Empire Strikes Back&lt;br&gt;The Others &lt;br&gt;The Random Factor &lt;br&gt;The Return of the Jedi &lt;br&gt;The Royal Tenenbaums &lt;br&gt;Tommy Boy &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Me &amp; My Friends</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Me+%26+My+Friends</link><author>horseriderose</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Me+%26+My+Friends</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:16:32 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  This is the funniest crap we have found on youtube and google and pyzam and myspace and stuff check it out!&lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;  &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;  &lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;WPC-edit-border-all&quot; width=&quot;400&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot; class=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Who+We+Are&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Who We Are&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot; class=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Stuff+We+Like&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Stuff We Like&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot; class=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Photos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align=&quot;middle&quot; class=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Videos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.comhttp://paintsplatters.wetpaint.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Paint Splatters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Our next get-together</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+next+get-together</link><author>horseriderose</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+next+get-together</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:14:56 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Stuff We Like</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Stuff+We+Like</link><author>horseriderose</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Stuff+We+Like</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:11:11 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;   Music we&amp;#39;re listening to:  &lt;/h3&gt;1. i kissed a girl by katy perry   &lt;br&gt;2. 96.5 KISS FM&lt;br&gt;3. when i grow up by the pussy cat dolls&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;   TV shows we never miss:  &lt;/h3&gt;1. Jon and Kate plus 8   &lt;br&gt;2. Spongebob&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;   Our favorite movies: &lt;/h3&gt;1. Beverly Hills Chihuahua   &lt;br&gt;2. Ferris Bueler&amp;#39;s day off&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;   Web sites we love: &lt;/h3&gt;1. OURS!!   &lt;br&gt;2. MY gayspace.com/ better nown as myspace.com&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;   What we&amp;#39;re reading: &lt;/h3&gt;1. uhh stupid question cuz WE DONT READ   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;  &lt;i&gt;See also&lt;/i&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Photos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Photos&lt;/a&gt; | Our Videos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Who We Are</title><link>http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Who+We+Are</link><author>horseriderose</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Who+We+Are</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:04:34 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;                                                     ... typical mexican birds!  &lt;/h3&gt;    &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hi this site is all about Brooke and I(Rosie) we r soo cool!! &amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&amp;hearts;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;  &lt;i&gt;See also:&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Videos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Videos&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Our+Photos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Our Photos&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://funnystupidcrap.wetpaint.com/page/Stuff+We+Like&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Stuff We Like&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>